That title is a catastrophic failure. Anyway, today, (or rather yesterday), I won a shirt in the YouTuber Tobuscus’ daily challenge. This made me feel happy, and I then felt the need to come here and tell nobody what I did. Incidentally, the comment that won me the shirt was in fact:
“Who needs shirts? I don’t wear them anyway.”
This earned me a shirt, presumably so that I do not get arrested for indecent exposure. Thanks for my clothing. No, really.
(This is a very secret secret that I am writing now. I do wear clothes really. I was just grumpy that I never got a shirt before. But the shirt made me happy.)