Happy face!

My eyebrow grew back. Entirely. Now I have feelings of unadulterated joy that I look like an acceptable human being once again.

 

The Way My Brain Works.

Today I became extremely bored. And then my brain said to me:

“I know what will solve this boredom! Giving yourself raging emo makeup.”

And then I gave myself raging emo makeup.

Except the eyeliner will not come off. I really don’t know how they do it.

……

 

This may actually be fairly serious. I wonder how far this title box stretches? I hope it goes further than th

Sorry for that stupid title. I was distracted. What I really wanted to do was to put a list of the few words that I think are not exactly swearing, but if you don’t really like swearing (like me), you can say without feeling guilty. I mean, you have to say something when you fall over, right?

The best of these words, I believe, is bugger. God, I love having that button that turns writing into italics. Anyway, it was already the best until Pirates Of the Caribbean, when Johnny Depp says it. Come on. That just takes it to a whole new level of awesome. Johnny Depp with cool hair, plaited beard and an ENGLISH ACCENT saying “Bugger.” =O. There is no other expression for it. =O.

There was going to be some other words, but it was quite a lot of effort. What’s that? You can’t describe one thing as a list? That’s a cop-out? Oh, fine then. Another word I like is *presses italic button* bastard. It’s not really swearing, but it is only allowed to be said with an English accent. Any other accent ruins it and makes it coarse. And a swear. Ommmm.

I remember people saying that at school. Not bastard, but Ommmm. What a strange thing to say.

 

hang on…..

I am not dead. This is just clarification to SOME PEOPLE (they know who they are…..)

I was merely lost in a space-time continuum. There was dolphins there. And an irritating American person. No, really.

The most IRRItating person ever.

Hmmm…..interesting capitalization there.