This week, I have been DYING. Almost literally.
Some people may call it a mere cold, but progressively over this week I have referred to it as:
1. The Plague
2. The Dreaded Lurgy
3. Gangrene of the Lungs
4. Syphilis
And the current name is diphtheria.
You may call me a hypochondriac, but you can call me what you want in two weeks when I am dead.
This week, I have been thinking a lot about how awesome penguins are. I think they are massively underrated. I mean, they can bellyslide. Belly. Slide.
How much better would your day be if you slid around everywhere on your belly?
I believe the answer is: “Substantially”.
And also, during the winter, the male penguins incubate their egg in the snow, almost dying in the process. While they are doing this, the females are out at sea, eating fish, getting fat and basically ‘chilling’.
Apologies for the terrible pun.
But honestly, penguins are great. I would love to be reincarnated as a penguin. If that sort of thing happens.
It. Is. SNOWIIING!!!!!!!
Not outside, just at the top of this page.
STILL……
I’m just upset because there is no real snow here. The best I can do is to make it fake snow. I feel I owe you that much.
Well, not literal tumbleweed. More like metaphorical tumbleweed.
BECAUSE
I have three exams on one day in January.
I have realised that the reason I am not doing too good at college, is that I am not putting enough effort in. Now, some may say that what I just said is not an epiphany, but realisation of fact. To you I say; that would not have been as good of a title. “Epiphany” is so much better than “Realisation Of Fact”. TRUE.
