This week, I have been DYING. Almost literally.
Some people may call it a mere cold, but progressively over this week I have referred to it as:
1. The Plague
2. The Dreaded Lurgy
3. Gangrene of the Lungs
And the current name is diphtheria.
You may call me a hypochondriac, but you can call me what you want in two weeks when I am dead.