Some information, and such

My real person name is Matilda, and I am from a little place called England. You might have heard of it, but don’t worry if you haven’t. That is quite common.

At the moment I am at college, doing my A levels. That is quite fun. Sometimes. (Maths, Further Maths, Chemistry and English Literature, if you’re interested)

I like to make lists, use long words and be sarcastic or ironical in a dimly veiled way.

I have quite a short attention span, and do tend not to write long posts. They just get boring.

Something interesting about me is that earlier this year, I was ill for several weeks, and the doctors weren’t sure what was wrong with me. Proof. Proof that I am a freak.

I also have red hair, and eyes of no determined colour. It depends on the light. I find cameras a little scary, which is why there is no pictures of my face.

There was originally an awkward ‘goodbye’ here, but I dispensed of it so as to save everyone from the embarrassment. You are exceedingly welcome.