New iPad? Really?

There is a new iPad coming out then. This was my face when I found out. =O

Apparently, three weeks ago was the optimum time to sell old iPad 2′s. This was also the time I got my iPad. This irritated me, as I had no idea that there was a new one coming out, and would have completely waited a few weeks for the new one.

The only thing is, I don’t think that there is really enough difference between the new and the old model to warrant a whole new iPad. If there is a new one, I think that it should be radically different. Like the iPad 2 had a front facing camera, which the original iPad didn’t.

The only real difference in the iPad 3 is the fact that it has a higher resolution screen. Which will, in about three seconds, be completely covered with fingerprints that you will be unable to see anything anyway.

I’m not prejudiced, or an Apple hater, (in fact, I am quite a lover of both Apple and apples), but I don’t think it is revolutionary enough. There should be lasers, or downloadable food or kittens or something.

There you go, Apple. Downloadable kittens. Something for you to work on. An ultimate goal.

You’re welcome.

 

Subject change, and rapidly

This has magically become a place in which I rant.

DO NOT WANT.

I will stop ranting so much, and post more awesome things like apples. Apples are still awesome and underrated. STILL. After all of my most heartfelt effort to save them, they are still going down in popularity. Bring them back!

Also groovy. That needs to come back.

Apples are groovy.

THERE!!!! I am a genius.

 

Apples, and why they are awesome

I really like apples. I think they are under appreciated in the society of today, and believe that they deserve the recognition and the love they used to have.

Years ago, apples were the only fruit available to the poor, as they were one of the easiest fruits to grow in the climate of England. They were also cheaper than other, more exotic fruits, such as grapes. This is mainly where the saying, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away!” comes from.

Eating an apple in the morning is more effective at waking you up than caffeine, they are a good source of vitamins A, B1, B2, B6, C, E, and K, and contain minerals such as potassium, calcium, manganese and magnesium. (There are other vitamins and minerals, but most of them just sound scary and off-putting.) They are hydrating, and there are lots of other, medical reasons to eat them. For those reasons which I cannot be bothered to write, click this exciting link here. –> http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/10-health-benefits-of-apples.html

Apples are pretty and also bloody delicious. Think about it, would Snow White have risked her life for an orange? NO. She would have not. They’re just not the same, are they?