This week, I have been thinking a lot about how awesome penguins are. I think they are massively underrated. I mean, they can bellyslide. Belly. Slide.
How much better would your day be if you slid around everywhere on your belly?
I believe the answer is: “Substantially”.
And also, during the winter, the male penguins incubate their egg in the snow, almost dying in the process. While they are doing this, the females are out at sea, eating fish, getting fat and basically ‘chilling’.
Apologies for the terrible pun.
But honestly, penguins are great. I would love to be reincarnated as a penguin. If that sort of thing happens.
