I have lost the remote to Hamlet, my speaker pig. This may not sound so bad, BUT IT IS. If I put my music device into Hamlet, it starts to play loud music. It also does not charge as well as it could, as it is playing music. I can’t change the song (unless I get up and change it manually, but whatever), and I am scared of changing the volume in case I break it. I am not very good at not breaking things. If anything stops working my method of fixing it is normally to hit it. This works on some things, like
- Calculators
- Wii remotes
- Horses
Unfortunately, this works slightly less well on other things, such as
- Friends, Minions or maybe Servants, whichever word you choose, (although it does work on servants)
- Laptops (sorry, Mustapha)
- Cats
- Hot kettles
I really need a more sophisticated way of doing things. And, to finish, words of advice.
If you hit a stringed instrument, eg. a violin or a guitar,it is very likely that it will go out of tune.